Friday, February 15, 2013

What I Do On My Weekends

We meet again Friday. It's most likely been a homework filled week; i hate school, let the gaming begin. Step #1: Anyone want to hang out? If not, screw 'em, my man cave is waiting for me. Step #2: Do i need any snacks? Chips or pretzels? Do i have enough beverages to survive on without leaving my basement aside from bathroom breaks? Step #3: Ignore all homework and throw my backpack where I can't see it. Step #4: Find out what's for dinner all weekend. Oh, its meatloaf again, well i guess I'm off to Taco Bell. Step #5: Annoy friends and girlfriend more about hanging out. Step #6: I need some exercise. ONE! Well that should be enough push-ups until next week. Step #7: I've been down here for three days. I GOTTA PEE! Step #8: Apologize for ignoring girlfriend. Step #9: Watch Youtube videos until my eyes bleed. Step #9: Procrastinate from doing my homework by watching more Youtube videos. Step #10: Watch Youtube videos. Step #11: Admire the scruffy ewok growing on my face. Step #12: That's doce in Spanish. Step #13: Explain to my parents why the sunlight burns. Step #14: Finally maybe possibly probably not do homework. Step #14: Watch the Walking Dead, followed by Talking Dead.

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