Pokemon

Everyone knows that Pokemon is the best contribution to society since sliced bread. One thing about Pokemon cards that most people don't know is that it helped keep children out of trouble. Kids that previously loved to cause mischief were transformed into respectful young lads that cared about nothing else aside from their rare first addition Charizard. Aside from the occasional murder over a holographic Pikachu, violence rates decreased worldwide by .80085 percent. Instead of stealing all sorts of valuable goods, criminals chose to steal only Pokemon cards. Alongside Pokemon trading cards, Pokemon video games had a large impact on children everywhere. Children would often ignore their responsibilities, homework for example, and play Pokemon until the blood vessels in their eyes exploded all over their Gameboy screens. Most Parents were also strong supporters of Pokemon. The National Association for the Silencing of Irritating Children confirmed Pokemon video games to be an official method of shutting-up annoying children. No longer were parents forced to beat their annoying children with their fists, bats, chairs, other children, and bricks. Parents worldwide could now beat their children with Gameboys containing Pokemon games. Pokemon has changed the world for the better and will never be forgotten.